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Hazin' like Dolores
3 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 1:43am + 11,099 notes
via queereyeforthedarklordsatan (originally thefreshprinceofevangelion)

my volume was off and there was an x rated video on my dash and i liked the thumbnail and i gave it a shot and it was nice

and then i unmuted it

fuckyeahlavernecox:

ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO VOTE

Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it

She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks

H
5 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 12:02am + 10,297 notes
via erisolsies (originally fuckyeahlavernecox)

fedorarara:

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

what the fuck mine are boring as hell

fawnjohn:

im such a linguistics nerd so i just started thinking of when you start talking to someone new online and you have to learn all their personal tone indicators and what :) or any other smilie actually means to them and how after a while you can tell when something is wrong just because they type something differently than normal and we all just learn and adapt to this type of communication so quickly to make these wonderful online friendships and its kind of amazing

5 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 11:54pm + 15,602 notes
via zapkilikan (originally fawnjohn)
# oh mangpoyyes absolutely

leftingimborn:

Jean isn’t kissing his blade handle.

He’s kissing the hand that held Marco’s ashes.

5 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 11:51pm + 33,030 notes
via deadcellredux (originally leftingimborn)
# i'm dONE.jeansnk

fuckyeahshuthefuckup:

Before someone tells you some drama

5 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 11:18pm + 60,380 notes
via imasupermuteant (originally fuckyeahshuthefuckup)
# me

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

6 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 11:04pm + 129,325 notes
via baconeverywhere (originally howunpleasant-moved)

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

H
6 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 10:16pm + 118,269 notes
via popedirtynacho (originally kangaroonemesis)
# awwwww!!!

puppyblogger:

PERKS OF HAVING LONG HAIR

  • swishy and pretty
  • can grow it out like rapunzel wow
  • SO MANY STYLES
  • u can curl it
  • straighten it
  • SO MANY THINGS TO DO
  • other people touch and style ur hair uaaaaaaah sign me up

BAD THINGS ABOUT LONG HAIR

  • brushing takes so so long
  • knots!!! everywhere!!
  • when it’s hot ur neck gets sooo sweaty 
  • GETS CAUGHT ON THINGS
  • KNOTS
  • W H E N    I T ’ S    H O T    A N D    I T    F E E L S    L I K E    
    S A T A N    I S    F U S I N G    B U R N I N G    S T R A W   
    O N T O    Y O U R     N E C K
7 hours ago on 22 April 2014 @ 10:09pm + 87,672 notes
via baconeverywhere (originally dutterfly)
# god yes i had such intense hair
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