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Hazin' like Dolores


"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

50 minutes ago on 20 April 2014 @ 9:14pm + 10,287 notes
via frickmyhotbuns (originally toxicnebulae)



fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

1 hour ago on 20 April 2014 @ 8:19pm + 215,289 notes
via frickmyhotbuns (originally falcnpunch)
# favorite
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 7:23pm + 6,525 notes
via seer-of-heart (originally piano-belt)
# meenahlove this songhomestuck art
3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 6:28pm + 21,830 notes
via burrito-senpai (originally coolbloqqer)
# important!



So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

oh my goodness

4 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 5:32pm + 80,602 notes
via blushbot (originally voiceofnature)
# kitty!!!!!

me: is it weird to talk to yourself?

me: no

5 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 4:37pm + 346,440 notes
via vaginalaser (originally wetstyles)
# gpoy


Aurora over Umsjöliden, Västerbotten, Sweden  1AM, April 6th 2014

6 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 3:42pm + 4,488 notes
via ragamuffinprince (originally koalasconfuseme)
# scenery

requested by sasayaan


I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today



7 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 2:40pm + 20,291 notes
via frickmyhotbuns (originally terezipyroope)
# i forgot about this oh my godoh janeyhomestuck


the lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

7 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 2:38pm + 48,381 notes
via peterswebmemhi (originally jabberwockysuperfly)
# i want my rib tattoo wwehhhhh