ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.
oh my goodness
me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
Aurora over Umsjöliden, Västerbotten, Sweden 1AM, April 6th 2014
requested by sasayaan
I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today
the lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.