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Hazin' like Dolores

toxicnebulae:

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

50 minutes ago on 20 April 2014 @ 9:14pm + 10,287 notes
via frickmyhotbuns (originally toxicnebulae)

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

1 hour ago on 20 April 2014 @ 8:19pm + 215,289 notes
via frickmyhotbuns (originally falcnpunch)
# favorite
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2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 7:23pm + 6,525 notes
via seer-of-heart (originally piano-belt)
# meenahlove this songhomestuck art
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3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 6:28pm + 21,830 notes
via burrito-senpai (originally coolbloqqer)
# important!

nervous-princess:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

oh my goodness

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4 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 5:32pm + 80,602 notes
via blushbot (originally voiceofnature)
# kitty!!!!!

me: is it weird to talk to yourself?

me: no

5 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 4:37pm + 346,440 notes
via vaginalaser (originally wetstyles)
# gpoy

koalasconfuseme:

Aurora over Umsjöliden, Västerbotten, Sweden  1AM, April 6th 2014

6 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 3:42pm + 4,488 notes
via ragamuffinprince (originally koalasconfuseme)
# scenery

requested by sasayaan

terezipyroope:

I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today

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7 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 2:40pm + 20,291 notes
via frickmyhotbuns (originally terezipyroope)
# i forgot about this oh my godoh janeyhomestuck

jabberwockysuperfly:

the lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

7 hours ago on 20 April 2014 @ 2:38pm + 48,381 notes
via peterswebmemhi (originally jabberwockysuperfly)
# i want my rib tattoo wwehhhhh
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